My Girlfriend Is Moving To Portland
My swell girl is moving to Portland, OR.
I think this means we’re breaking up…
Ah, remembering happy times…
And speaking of West coast defectors… Rodrigo is moving to Olympia, WA (probably to become a pack mule for a meth lab or something).
There they go…
Join me in wishing them the best of luck… and a swift and triumphant return to Boston! Oh, and Rodrigo: FINISH THE VIDEO ALREADY, BITCH!
September 25th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
yes, hot girls do date dave alpert. would you like to apply to be his new one? now accepting applications at iwanttodatedave@gmail.com.
September 25th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
…but is she JEWISH?
September 25th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
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October 3rd, 2006 at 6:12 am
actually, i take it all back. dave is MINE! ask dave about my muscles… ladies, you don’t want to mess with my muscles.